Plumbing joke.

[Warren Young]

Dave Korn wrote:
> 
>   "This augers well", I thought to myself.

I raised my hand from plumb so fast to slap my forehead that I actually 
hurt my elbow-joint, the one I use faucetting my tea cup on the desk. 
Then as the awfulness of that pun drained over me, I developed a 
sink-ing feeling, as though I were trap-ped.  I couldn't even manage a 
"tee-hee" for this one; you'll just have to settle for a "tee".