Meanwhile, ...

[Dave Korn]

... the award for "Most apposite quote of the day" goes to Chris Hovard, from
Wyke Regis in Dorset:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/dorset/6288640.stm

  Diver in lobster wrestling match

An experienced diver told how he "wrestled" a 3ft (0.9m) lobster into a string
bag after it attacked him.  

         [ snip ]  

" [...] I managed to get it with a pincer movement. "



  Say, was that lobster snapping its claws, or did I just hear a rimshot?

    cheers,
      DaveK
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