So, this bloke walks into a greengrocer's ...

[zzapper]

"Dave Korn" <dave.korn@artimi.com> wrote in
news:00e501c7a38d$07d5b230$2e08a8c0@CAM.ARTIMI.COM: 

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>     cheers,
>       DaveK

hold on; this joke doesn't work on Vista!

-- 
zzapper
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