So, this bloke walks into a greengrocer's ...

[Dave Korn]

On 31 May 2007 15:55, Christopher Faylor wrote:

> On Thu, May 31, 2007 at 03:07:32PM +0100, Dave Korn wrote:
>> 
>> ... and asks the grocer for a pound of potatoes and half-a-dozen neutrons.
>> 
>>  "Certainly sir, here you are" says the grocer, wrapping them up and
>> passing them over. 
>> 
>>  "How much do I owe you?" asks the bloke.
>> 
>>  "For the potatoes, twenty pence".
>> 
>>  "And for the neutrons?"
> 
> I've been telling a variation of that one for a few weeks, along with this
> one: 
> 
> Two atoms are walking down the street.
> 
> Atom A bumps into Atom B.  Atom B stops and looks stunned.
> 
> Atom B: "I think I lost an electron!"
> 
> Atom A: "Are you sure?"
> 
> Atom B: "I'm positive!"
> 
> cgf


  What's the smallest soft-drink in the world?

  Ion Brew.  Made in Scotland from electrons.


    cheers,
      DaveK
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