can someone help me?

[One Angry User]

On a sunny Thursday, the 8th day of March, 2007, Christopher Faylor's computer deigned to emit the following stream of bytes:

> I think there are people talking outside of my cubicle.  Should I get up
> out of my chair and see if they are talking?  Could this be the cause of
> the sounds I seem to be hearing?
>
> I'm running real life VERSION 1, if that matters.
>
> No, wait.  The sounds are gone now.  I only hear coughs and sniffles.
> Am I going deaf?

Step 1: Take the screwdriver out of your ear...

OAU