(Re: Look before posting) (Re: Think before replying)

[One Angry User]

On a hot Thursday, the 24th day of August, 2006, George's computer deigned to emit the following stream of bytes:

> On Thu, Aug 24, 2006 at 11:52:35AM -0400, Igor Peshansky wrote:
> > On Thu, 24 Aug 2006, George wrote:
> >
> > > Maybe someone can check the CIA Fact Book and draw some inferences as to
> > > how the unravelling of Pax Britannica affected the local hippo
> > > populations of these countries.
> >
> > The CIA Fact Book contains data on hippo populations?
>
> Niger (yellow cake) -> Africa (hippos) -> Iraq -> Weapons of Mass Destruction
>
> You don't think it was just men of Arabic ancestry with beards getting on
> airplanes they were on the lookout for?
>
> The odd thing is I just checked the CIA website and there's no trace of
> any hippo data.  Maybe they don't want us to know they're [REDACTED]
> [REDACTED] collecting [REDACTED]!~*&^---- NO CARRIER

Yesterday upon the stair
I met a hippo who wasn't there.
It wasn't there again today --
I think it works for the CIA.

OAU