Speaking of autoconf...

[Robb, Sam]

I came across this recently.  I started cackling hysterically,
dragged my bemused wife over to look at it while I said over
and over, "I want one I want one I want one..."  All of which
got me a slightly confused look and a practiced, calm tone of
voice as she said...

  "Of course you do, honey. <pause> What's 'autoconf'?"

  http://www.cafepress.com/leuksman.7112875

-Samrobb