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Re: Installing Cron on Windows 2003 Server...

On Mon, Mar 19, 2007 at 02:34:50AM -0000, Dave Korn wrote:
>On 18 March 2007 17:00, Christopher Faylor wrote:
>> On Sun, Mar 18, 2007 at 11:25:13AM -0000, Dave Korn wrote:
>>> On 16 March 2007 20:08, Christopher Faylor wrote:
>>>> On Fri, Mar 16, 2007 at 02:53:21PM -0500, Matthew Woehlke wrote:
>>>>> Christopher Faylor wrote:
>>>>>> On Fri, Mar 16, 2007 at 02:11:39PM -0400, One Angry User wrote:
>>>>>>> On a snowy Friday, the 16th day of March, 2007, Christopher Faylor's
>>>>>>> computer deigned to emit the following stream of bytes:
>>>>>>>> Please don't try to defend yourself.  We've discovered a serious
>>>>>>>> infraction here and now have to decide on your punishment.  You can't
>>>>>>>> retreat from it by quoting facts.
>>>>>>> Off with his head!
>>>>>> I was thinking about destroying the brain, myself.
>>>>> That's funny, "cgf" doesn't look much like "Dave Korn" :-)
>>>> True.  Dave's British, I think, while I'm Congregationalist.
>>>> Rumor has it that Dave is much better looking, too.
>>> Well, I used to be....  that was before I removed the head and
>>> destroyed the brain though.
>> I always thought you could 1) remove the head 2) destroy the brain 3)
>> reattach the head 4) Profit!
>> cgf
>  Unfortunately, my copy of the plan read
>1) remove the head 
>2) destroy the brain 
>3) ????
>4) Profit!
>  Never did work out what to do at #3...

That's because you should never perform the operation on yourself.

Ah well, Jeeves, too late now I suppose.


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